1 00:00:05,585 --> 00:00:08,213 Morning, dear. Well, finally. 2 00:00:08,288 --> 00:00:11,815 His Majesty has condescended to grace us with his presence. 3 00:00:11,892 --> 00:00:15,020 Be seated. Please, Lily, spare me the jokes. 4 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:17,757 Today's starting out to be one of those days. 5 00:00:17,831 --> 00:00:20,493 Good morning, Uncle Herman. Good morning, dear. 6 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:23,092 Good morning! Morning, Grandpa. 7 00:00:24,838 --> 00:00:27,306 Mmm. What smells so good? 8 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,434 I cut myself shaving. 9 00:00:32,979 --> 00:00:34,913 [Banging] 10 00:00:34,981 --> 00:00:37,245 Front door. I'll get it. 11 00:00:37,317 --> 00:00:41,720 No, dear. Uh, not the way you're dressed. I'll get it. 12 00:00:41,788 --> 00:00:44,484 You can never tell when Mr. Right is gonna come along. 13 00:00:44,558 --> 00:00:47,857 If you go to the door looking like that, you're liable to scare him off. 14 00:00:55,602 --> 00:00:58,036 [Banging Continues] 15 00:00:58,105 --> 00:01:00,096 Front door. 16 00:01:20,894 --> 00:01:24,330 Well, bless me. If it isn't Herman. 17 00:01:24,398 --> 00:01:26,389 [Laughing] 18 00:01:27,401 --> 00:01:30,029 Oh, no. Charlie. 19 00:01:30,103 --> 00:01:33,095 I knew it was gonna be one of those days. 20 00:02:39,306 --> 00:02:42,002 Ah, Lily. [Chuckling] 21 00:02:42,075 --> 00:02:45,533 Herman's twin brother. Charlie, it's good to see you. 22 00:02:45,612 --> 00:02:48,410 Lily, you look just wonderful, my dear. 23 00:02:48,482 --> 00:02:51,940 A lot of people would just die to have a complexion like that. 24 00:02:53,086 --> 00:02:56,920 Don't tell me. This is little Eddie. 25 00:02:56,990 --> 00:03:00,118 The last time I saw you, my boy, you were this high. 26 00:03:01,728 --> 00:03:03,696 Ah, Marilyn. 27 00:03:03,763 --> 00:03:08,200 Don't you look pretty, uh, uh, pretty... 28 00:03:08,268 --> 00:03:11,237 How do you do in school, dear? Just fine, Uncle Charlie. 29 00:03:11,304 --> 00:03:14,239 Good, good, good. And now, Uncle Charlie... 30 00:03:14,307 --> 00:03:16,832 has a little something for each of you. 31 00:03:18,411 --> 00:03:20,345 Now, let me see. 32 00:03:20,413 --> 00:03:22,404 What have I got here? 33 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:26,719 Eddie, this is for you. 34 00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:33,118 Oh, boy, a bat in the box! Thank you, Uncle Charlie. 35 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:38,790 And Lily, this is for you. 36 00:03:38,865 --> 00:03:42,494 Oh, Charlie! A new shroud! 37 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:46,000 Oh! Ooh. 38 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:49,701 A girl can never have enough of these. 39 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:53,711 Marilyn, this here's for you. 40 00:03:54,714 --> 00:03:56,648 [Croaking] [Gasps] 41 00:03:56,716 --> 00:03:58,707 Oh. 42 00:04:00,453 --> 00:04:03,115 Greatest thing in the world for warts. 43 00:04:03,189 --> 00:04:05,123 [Clearing Throat] 44 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:08,922 Don't worry, Grandpa. Old Charlie hasn't forgotten you. 45 00:04:08,995 --> 00:04:10,986 Good. 46 00:04:12,899 --> 00:04:15,868 Oh. Oh! 47 00:04:15,936 --> 00:04:18,166 It's a box of cigars. 48 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:20,172 And the box, you see, 49 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,731 is a great place to keep your ashes. 50 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:25,971 [Laughing] 51 00:04:26,046 --> 00:04:29,243 But, uh, tell me, where's Herman? 52 00:04:29,316 --> 00:04:32,376 He can't still be nursing a grudge against his own twin brother. 53 00:04:32,452 --> 00:04:35,285 Of course not, Charlie. He loves you. 54 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:39,018 He'll be right down. Oh, no, he won't. 55 00:04:39,092 --> 00:04:41,287 What's in the other suitcase, Uncle Charlie? 56 00:04:41,361 --> 00:04:44,159 That? 57 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:47,666 That, Marilyn, my dear, is a little invention... 58 00:04:47,734 --> 00:04:50,760 that is going to make your Uncle Charlie a million dollars. 59 00:04:50,837 --> 00:04:53,897 [Lily] "A million dollars'"? [Grandpa] Oh, an invention. 60 00:04:53,974 --> 00:04:57,205 By the way, I happen to be a bit of an inventor myself. 61 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:59,268 Do you mind if I take a look at it? 62 00:04:59,346 --> 00:05:01,337 Delighted. 63 00:05:04,017 --> 00:05:06,918 Oh. 64 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:08,921 What does it do, Uncle Charlie? 65 00:05:08,989 --> 00:05:12,390 It extracts uranium from seawater. 66 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:16,520 "Extracts uranium from seawater"? I don't believe it. 67 00:05:16,596 --> 00:05:19,531 If you will allow me... Marilyn, please. 68 00:05:19,599 --> 00:05:22,500 I'll show you how it works. 69 00:05:22,569 --> 00:05:26,232 See? Good old everyday garden variety seawater. 70 00:05:26,306 --> 00:05:29,469 It contains .047 grains of uranium. 71 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:31,567 Now, let me see here. 72 00:05:31,645 --> 00:05:33,806 I turn the machine on. 73 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:43,951 Now I add the water. 74 00:06:01,074 --> 00:06:04,043 Oh! Is that really uranium? 75 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,169 There's one sure way to find out. 76 00:06:06,246 --> 00:06:08,806 I'll fly down to my laboratory and get my Geiger counter. 77 00:06:08,882 --> 00:06:11,976 Oh, no, no, no. Uh, Grandpa, don't do that. 78 00:06:12,052 --> 00:06:13,986 It's not necessary. 79 00:06:14,054 --> 00:06:16,079 I mean, I have my own. 80 00:06:16,156 --> 00:06:18,886 I always carry a Geiger counter with me. 81 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,188 [Soft Crackling, Grows Louder] 82 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:25,424 [Laughing] 83 00:06:25,498 --> 00:06:27,864 You'll make a fortune. Why, do you realize... 84 00:06:27,934 --> 00:06:30,528 that uranium is worth its weight in gold? 85 00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:33,538 Well, what do you know? 86 00:06:33,606 --> 00:06:36,131 [Chuckling] 87 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:38,200 Well... 88 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:43,640 It's getting late. I'd better find me a hotel. 89 00:06:43,717 --> 00:06:46,117 Say "how do you do" to Herman for me. 90 00:06:46,186 --> 00:06:49,087 Funny. I have a feeling that boy's been avoiding me. 91 00:06:49,155 --> 00:06:52,921 - You're darn right I am. - You're going to stay here with us. 92 00:06:52,992 --> 00:06:56,519 After all, you're Herman's only living relative. 93 00:06:56,596 --> 00:06:59,588 Oh, Lily, how sweet. Well, if you insist. 94 00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:03,268 Eddie, come along, my boy. 95 00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:06,499 You and me are going to dig up a little snack first. 96 00:07:12,679 --> 00:07:16,945 Huh. It's easy to see who got all the personality in that family. 97 00:07:17,016 --> 00:07:18,574 [Clearing Throat] 98 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,610 [Clearing Throat] 99 00:07:21,688 --> 00:07:24,657 Guess what, Herman. Charlie is staying with us. 100 00:07:24,724 --> 00:07:26,658 He's doing no such thing. 101 00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:30,162 I want him and his phony uranium machine out of this house this instant! 102 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:32,164 Herman Munster! 103 00:07:32,232 --> 00:07:35,292 How can you talk like that about your own flesh and blood? 104 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:37,302 Because I've known him longer than you. 105 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:40,567 Charlie Munster is a scoundrel and a con artist from way back. 106 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,167 The doctor who put him together didn't have an honest bone in his whole laboratory. 107 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,405 Oh, Herman, you're just jealous. 108 00:07:46,479 --> 00:07:50,677 Why, having Charlie here in the house is like a breath of fresh earth. 109 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:54,550 I agree with Uncle Herman. There's something not just right about Charlie. 110 00:07:54,621 --> 00:07:56,953 Marilyn's right. 111 00:07:57,023 --> 00:07:58,957 Just why is he showing up now? 112 00:07:59,025 --> 00:08:02,859 I'll tell you why. Lily, he's heard about that $5,000... 113 00:08:02,929 --> 00:08:05,363 your grandmother left you the last time she died. 114 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:07,956 And he's here to cheat you out of it with that uranium machine. 115 00:08:09,035 --> 00:08:11,299 Why, shame on you, Herman. 116 00:08:11,371 --> 00:08:14,602 And just because of that, I'm gonna check this machine... 117 00:08:14,674 --> 00:08:17,802 and prove how wrong you are about Charlie. 118 00:08:20,346 --> 00:08:23,611 Meanwhile, I insist he stay here. 119 00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:27,244 All right. All right. But you will regret it. 120 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,778 I keep telling you... Charlie's always been the white sheep in this family. 121 00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:34,156 - When are you gonna believe me? When? - Nevermore. 122 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:45,328 Just a minute. He's right here. Uncle Charlie, telephone. 123 00:08:45,405 --> 00:08:47,339 The man says it's important. 124 00:08:47,407 --> 00:08:50,035 Oh. Well, I wonder who that can be. 125 00:08:50,109 --> 00:08:54,569 I distinctly instructed my secretary not to tell anybody where I was. 126 00:08:54,647 --> 00:08:56,911 - Munster here. - This is Leo Kraus. 127 00:08:56,983 --> 00:08:58,746 [Coughing] 128 00:08:58,818 --> 00:09:02,811 Oh. Oh, uh, hi, Knuckles. 129 00:09:02,889 --> 00:09:06,620 Where's that thousand bucks I put up for that phony machine of yours? 130 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:08,820 I gave you 24 hours to pay me back. 131 00:09:08,895 --> 00:09:11,762 Well... Well, now, a-as... as a matter of fact, 132 00:09:11,831 --> 00:09:14,766 I'm in the process of taking care of that little matter right now. 133 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:18,702 You've got exactly 24 hours to hand over the dough; 134 00:09:18,771 --> 00:09:20,966 otherwise, you'll get your head broken. 135 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,474 [Chuckles] It's my head broker. 136 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:25,101 L... 137 00:09:25,178 --> 00:09:28,045 I mean, my head broker. 138 00:09:28,114 --> 00:09:30,810 Well, thank you very much for the advice, Mr. Kraus. 139 00:09:30,884 --> 00:09:33,444 I don't think it's gonna be too difficult to arrange. 140 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:37,319 You mean to tell me you actually found a sucker to buy that machine? 141 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:42,623 - There can't be anybody that stupid. - Oh, but there is. 142 00:09:42,695 --> 00:09:45,858 Which brings me to a very important point. 143 00:09:45,932 --> 00:09:51,131 - I hope you don't mind me selling one of our machines for $5,000. - $5,000? 144 00:09:51,204 --> 00:09:55,072 I realize it's a ridiculously small amount, but you see, 145 00:09:55,141 --> 00:09:57,803 it's for a member of my own family... 146 00:09:59,545 --> 00:10:02,207 my favorite sister-in-law. 147 00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:06,218 But why not? 148 00:10:06,286 --> 00:10:09,687 Charlie says his partner gave him special permission to sell it to us. 149 00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:12,418 He says I couldn't make a safer investment. 150 00:10:12,492 --> 00:10:14,858 He says the ocean is full of uranium. 151 00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:17,829 The ocean is also full of suckers, 152 00:10:17,897 --> 00:10:20,457 and I'm gonna see to it that you're not one of them. 153 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:24,196 After all, Grandma did leave that money to me. 154 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:27,262 And Grandpa's testing the machine. He saw it work. 155 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,274 No. It's a silly idea. 156 00:10:29,342 --> 00:10:33,142 If your grandmother were alive, she'd be turning over in her grave. 157 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,514 As long as Charlie stays in this house, I'm gonna see to it... 158 00:10:36,582 --> 00:10:39,050 that that money stays in the wall safe. 159 00:10:47,994 --> 00:10:51,259 Let me see. What was that combination again? 160 00:10:51,331 --> 00:10:55,631 Oh, yes. Two turns to the left. 161 00:10:55,702 --> 00:10:57,693 Right to 14. 162 00:10:58,771 --> 00:11:00,762 Back to six. 163 00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:06,701 Now all we do is add a little water from the ocean... 164 00:11:06,779 --> 00:11:09,304 and wait for the results that will prove to Uncle Herman... 165 00:11:09,382 --> 00:11:12,818 how wrong he was about Uncle Charlie. [Chuckling] 166 00:11:12,885 --> 00:11:15,513 ?? [Humming] 167 00:11:15,588 --> 00:11:18,148 [Laughing] 168 00:11:18,224 --> 00:11:21,455 Eddie, quick, quick, get my Geiger counter. Okay, Grandpa. 169 00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:24,018 ?? [Humming Continues] [Soft Crackling] 170 00:11:26,632 --> 00:11:29,624 Huh. [Loud Crackling] 171 00:11:30,737 --> 00:11:33,729 Maybe I used the wrong ocean. 172 00:11:33,806 --> 00:11:37,572 - Grandpa, this is nothing but sand. - Sand? Plain sand? 173 00:11:39,145 --> 00:11:41,136 To the scientific mind, this means just one thing. 174 00:11:41,214 --> 00:11:44,115 - Yes, it means that Uncle Charlie... - Broken. 175 00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:47,175 I broke Uncle Charlie's machine. 176 00:11:55,094 --> 00:11:57,085 [Herman] Left three. 177 00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:00,422 Right 16. 178 00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:04,568 Two turns to the left. 179 00:12:04,637 --> 00:12:06,628 Stop at 24. 180 00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:18,914 Aw, it's only gold again. 181 00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:23,820 Oh, I've gotta fix this machine before good old Charlie finds out. 182 00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:31,920 [Herman] To the right. 183 00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:34,990 Seven left. 184 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,061 Sixteen right. 185 00:12:41,441 --> 00:12:43,432 Two turns to the left. 186 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:45,272 [Clicks] 187 00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:47,335 And presto! 188 00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:55,476 There. I'd like to see Charlie get his hands on it now. 189 00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:58,046 [Laughing] 190 00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:07,326 Oh, Charlie, I'm afraid the answer is still no. 191 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:11,427 You know how Herman is. I talked to him until I was pink in the face. 192 00:13:11,504 --> 00:13:14,405 That sort of puts me in a funny position, Lily. After all, 193 00:13:14,474 --> 00:13:17,102 my associates were only doing it as a favor to me. 194 00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:21,943 Well, in case anybody wants me, I'll be down in my laboratory. 195 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:24,005 I've got a little work to do down there. 196 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,583 [Coughing] 197 00:13:28,654 --> 00:13:32,750 I wish he wouldn't do that. It gets ashes all over the floor. 198 00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:36,990 Can I heat this up for you? Oh, thank you. 199 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:43,135 Oh, I'm sorry. We're all out of sugar. 200 00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:46,103 I'll run over to Mrs. Cartwright's and borrow some. 201 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:48,936 Mrs. Cartwright? She's the woman next door. 202 00:13:49,008 --> 00:13:51,499 She's very fond of Herman. 203 00:13:51,577 --> 00:13:54,239 He helps her a lot around the house. Ah. 204 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:56,247 She's a bit eccentric though. 205 00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:58,579 Been that way ever since her husband died. 206 00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:01,745 - A widow? - Yes. Poor dear. 207 00:14:01,821 --> 00:14:04,415 But fortunately, her husband left her well provided for. 208 00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:09,655 Well, that is fortunate. Lily, 209 00:14:09,729 --> 00:14:11,663 I'll get the sugar. 210 00:14:11,731 --> 00:14:14,825 Allow me. Sit right down. Oh. 211 00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:17,769 Thank you. 212 00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,828 I'll just pop right over. 213 00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:25,603 And I may pick up enough sugar for both of us. 214 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,246 [Knocking On Door] Come in. 215 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:38,152 Excuse me. [Gasps] Oh. 216 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:40,749 Oh, it's... it's you, Mr. Munster. 217 00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:44,762 Oh, hello. Uh... Mrs. Cartwright? 218 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,560 Oh, of course. Come in, Mr. Munster. 219 00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:51,296 Oh, my, don't you look grand. What have you done to yourself? 220 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,565 Oh, you mean the suit? Like it? 221 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:56,870 Oh, it's very handsome, and I imagine very expensive. 222 00:14:56,943 --> 00:15:00,845 Custom made. You see, I made an investment recently... 223 00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:04,679 on a little invention that turned out rather well. 224 00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:09,718 Well, on to a good thing and you didn't even tell me about it. 225 00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:12,223 That isn't very neighborly, Mr. Munster. 226 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:15,283 Call me Herman. 227 00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:21,228 That's right, Knuckles. I got the five grand. 228 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:25,031 You can call off your boys. I unloaded that crazy machine. 229 00:15:25,104 --> 00:15:27,629 Some old biddy named Cartwright. 230 00:15:27,707 --> 00:15:30,403 I'm on my way now with the loot. 231 00:15:30,476 --> 00:15:32,706 I gotta blow town quick before my brother finds out. 232 00:15:32,778 --> 00:15:36,475 And, Charlie, don't do anything cute or your frame will float. 233 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:48,223 Charlie sold that machine to Mrs. Cartwright? 234 00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:50,262 I was just talking to her through the barbed wire fence. 235 00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:52,263 She's floating on air. 236 00:15:52,331 --> 00:15:54,731 She'll make the fortune we missed. 237 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,930 Lily, that machine is just what I told you it was... a phony. 238 00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:01,030 - "A phony"? - That's right. 239 00:16:01,107 --> 00:16:04,235 I just sent Marilyn downtown to the National Chemical Institute, 240 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,835 and they told her that while seawater is full of uranium, 241 00:16:06,912 --> 00:16:08,846 there's absolutely no way of extracting it. 242 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:11,246 Oh, Herman, you were right about Charlie. 243 00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:14,286 - What are we gonna do? - We're gonna have to buy back that machine. 244 00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:16,844 But that will take every last cent of Grandma's legacy. 245 00:16:16,922 --> 00:16:21,325 The good name of Munster is more important than any amount of money. 246 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:24,853 Oh, serves me right for trusting Charlie. 247 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:27,262 If you don't learn to be more careful, 248 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,767 the next time Grandma dies, she'll leave her money to someone else. 249 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,870 After I'm finished with this, I'm gonna kick Charlie out of here... 250 00:16:36,942 --> 00:16:39,638 every lock, stock and monocle of him! 251 00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:43,114 Two turns to the left. 252 00:16:43,182 --> 00:16:46,948 Right 14. Left... 253 00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:49,010 Oh, the heck with it! 254 00:16:58,597 --> 00:17:01,998 So you see, Mrs. Cartwright, the machine is actually worthless. 255 00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:04,229 So I wouldn't want you to get stuck with it. 256 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:07,568 If it's worthless, why did you sell it to me? 257 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,507 That wasn't me. That was my twin brother. 258 00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:14,103 Your twin brother? Oh! 259 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:17,047 Oh, no, no, Mr. Munster. 260 00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,676 There couldn't possibly be two like you. 261 00:17:19,752 --> 00:17:23,518 It's really true. But that's not important now. 262 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:26,922 Mrs. Cartwright, I'll pay you back your whole $5,000. 263 00:17:26,992 --> 00:17:29,825 I don't know. I mean, if you'd go to all the trouble... 264 00:17:29,895 --> 00:17:34,229 of changing your clothes and making up that story about a twin brother, 265 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,427 you must want that machine pretty badly. 266 00:17:36,502 --> 00:17:39,437 I'm just trying to do the right thing. 267 00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:42,099 Well, in that case, you can have it... Good. 268 00:17:42,174 --> 00:17:45,143 For $5,500. 269 00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:47,441 But, Mrs. Cartwright, you only paid 5,000. 270 00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:49,743 I know. I know. 271 00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:52,181 But a poor, defenseless widow like me... 272 00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:56,051 has got to make a teeny-weeny bit of profit. 273 00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:58,181 That's the democratic way. 274 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:05,954 [Grandpa] Charlie. 275 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:11,767 Charlie, you're not leaving without saying good-bye? 276 00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:16,433 Charlie, I guess you're mad because they told you. 277 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,670 Told me what? That I broke your machine. 278 00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:21,679 But I didn't mean to. I was just trying... That's quite all right, Grandpa. 279 00:18:21,747 --> 00:18:23,942 That's not my problem any longer. 280 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:27,645 You see, I sold that old machine to Lady Cartwright. 281 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,950 Ooh. But she'll be glad to know that I fixed it. 282 00:18:30,022 --> 00:18:33,150 It works just fine now. But, you see, someone took it out of the lab, 283 00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:35,159 and I still have a few adjustments to make. 284 00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:37,957 Forget the machine, Grandpa. I'm leaving now. 285 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:40,021 Cheers. 286 00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:48,296 "Fixed it"? 287 00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:56,441 What do you mean, "fixed it"? 288 00:18:56,515 --> 00:19:00,451 Well, look, just a few minutes ago, I made this with the machine. 289 00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:02,510 Huh? 290 00:19:04,924 --> 00:19:07,916 Look at this. [Crackling Loudly] 291 00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:13,290 What do you think? That's uranium? 292 00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:15,356 It ain't bat feathers. 293 00:19:36,489 --> 00:19:39,458 Ah, Mrs. Cartwright, 294 00:19:39,525 --> 00:19:42,426 I've decided not to sell you my uranium machine. 295 00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:45,396 I have to have it back. Yes, I know. 296 00:19:45,464 --> 00:19:48,592 Oh, fine. So, here's your money. 297 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,601 Let me have the machine. 298 00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:54,435 Mr. Munster, you've already given me the money back and taken the machine. 299 00:19:54,507 --> 00:19:56,600 When did I do that? 300 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:59,007 Just before you changed your clothes. 301 00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:01,046 But I didn't change my clothes. 302 00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:03,047 Wait a minute. 303 00:20:03,115 --> 00:20:07,176 This fellow who gave you the money back, was he about this tall? 304 00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:09,847 Yes. Was he built like me? 305 00:20:09,922 --> 00:20:12,982 Uh-huh. Well, that explains it. 306 00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:15,424 That was my twin brother. Brother. 307 00:20:16,428 --> 00:20:19,226 Now that we own this thing, what are we gonna do with it? 308 00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:21,232 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do with it. 309 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,201 I'm gonna smash it into 5,500 pieces. 310 00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:26,830 - Don't do that. - Why not? 311 00:20:26,906 --> 00:20:29,101 It's mine. I paid for it. 312 00:20:29,174 --> 00:20:31,165 And at least I'm gonna get the pleasure of smashing it. 313 00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:35,009 Charlie Munster, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 314 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,844 How could you do this to us after the way we trusted you? 315 00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:40,818 Charlie, you proved one thing. 316 00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,047 Water is thicker than blood. 317 00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:48,519 I suppose you're right. I ought to be ashamed of myself. 318 00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:51,654 Charlie, you're no good. And I'll tell you another thing. 319 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,857 You... 320 00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:56,561 What did you say? I said, you're right. 321 00:20:56,635 --> 00:20:58,569 I am no good. 322 00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:02,539 For the first time in my life, I've been forced to look myself in the face, 323 00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:04,872 and it's a pretty frightening picture. 324 00:21:04,944 --> 00:21:07,139 I get the feeling I've just been insulted. 325 00:21:07,212 --> 00:21:09,146 Being here with all of you has, 326 00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:11,682 well, shown me the error of my ways. 327 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:15,413 If you'll just give me another chance, I'll do my best to make it up to you. 328 00:21:15,487 --> 00:21:19,389 Well, if you ask me, it's a little late for that now. 329 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,552 - It's 2:00. - Shut up! 330 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:25,119 Nevermore. 331 00:21:25,197 --> 00:21:27,995 I realize I've done a lot of rotten things, 332 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,001 but, you see, I've changed. 333 00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:33,368 And to prove it, I'm gonna buy that worthless machine back from you. 334 00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:35,532 Oh, yeah? 335 00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:38,475 - W-When do I get paid? - Nevermore. [Squawks] 336 00:21:38,544 --> 00:21:42,036 - Oh, do shut up. - He's wound up too tight. 337 00:21:42,114 --> 00:21:45,242 I'll pay you this very moment. Oh, well, l... 338 00:21:45,317 --> 00:21:49,151 Here's the money. Well, Charlie, l... 339 00:21:53,892 --> 00:21:56,122 Well... 340 00:21:58,030 --> 00:22:00,828 Charlie, I... guess I misjudged you. 341 00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:05,766 We all make mistakes. [Laughing] 342 00:22:05,838 --> 00:22:07,772 We're only human. 343 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,206 Well, cheerio. 344 00:22:11,343 --> 00:22:13,903 At least let me drive you to the station. 345 00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:17,813 Oh, uh, not necessary, old boy. I already phoned a cab. 346 00:22:19,018 --> 00:22:20,986 Well, ta-ta, all. 347 00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:23,647 Don't forget your old Uncle Charlie. 348 00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:27,249 Eddie, here's a little something for your piggy bank. 349 00:22:27,326 --> 00:22:28,793 [Door Opens] 350 00:22:28,861 --> 00:22:32,160 Good-bye, Charlie. You made the right decision. 351 00:22:32,231 --> 00:22:35,257 After all, you can't always get by on your good looks. 352 00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:38,064 I suppose you're right. [Chuckling] 353 00:22:38,137 --> 00:22:41,106 Good-bye. Good... Good-bye. 354 00:22:41,173 --> 00:22:43,664 Good-bye, Charlie. Charlie.! Good-bye, Charlie. 355 00:22:43,742 --> 00:22:46,905 Charlie! Was that Charlie? 356 00:22:46,979 --> 00:22:48,913 He just left. 357 00:22:48,981 --> 00:22:52,144 Oh, I wanted to talk to him. 358 00:22:52,217 --> 00:22:55,550 You know, he's been acting kind of strange since I fixed his machine. 359 00:22:55,621 --> 00:22:58,112 - "Fixed his machine"? - Yeah. 360 00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:00,181 I showed him this batch of uranium I made, 361 00:23:00,259 --> 00:23:04,195 and he hightailed it over to Mrs. Cartwright like a bat out of heaven. 362 00:23:04,263 --> 00:23:05,696 [Groans] 363 00:23:05,764 --> 00:23:08,665 He tricked me again with that sob story of his. 364 00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:10,725 Darn it! 365 00:23:23,148 --> 00:23:25,309 Look, Pop, the quarter's fake too. 366 00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:28,544 He gypped us all. 367 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,884 That machine was a phony until you made it work. 368 00:23:30,956 --> 00:23:35,256 I'm glad he took it with him. I wouldn't want that machine around this house. 369 00:23:35,327 --> 00:23:37,261 - Why not? - Well, I'll tell you. 370 00:23:37,329 --> 00:23:41,698 If he starts fooling with that machine, there's no telling what may happen. 371 00:23:55,781 --> 00:24:00,514 - Driver, to the airport, and step on it. - What's the hurry, Charlie? 372 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,918 Knuckles. Where's the five "G"s? 373 00:24:03,989 --> 00:24:08,085 I haven't got it. But, Knuckles, I've got something much better. 374 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,651 Both you and I are going to be millionaires. 375 00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:12,663 Just let me show you this machine. 376 00:24:12,731 --> 00:24:15,962 You see, now it really works. 377 00:24:18,437 --> 00:24:21,600 Okay. But this time it better be good. 378 00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:24,005 He's in the cab, Grandpa. 379 00:24:24,076 --> 00:24:26,010 What was that about the machine? 380 00:24:26,078 --> 00:24:29,172 Oh, nothing. It's just that the machine... [Explosion] 381 00:24:42,327 --> 00:24:45,694 The machine's still got a few bugs in it.